Please answer the following multiple choice question with all honesty:
a) I would recommend this blog to my mentally insane acquaintances.
b) I would recommend that the author of this blog seek medical help in the form of electrical shock therapy.
c) I will cancel my following of this blog as soon as I figure out how.
d) I am addicted to this blog and it's author and, if at all possible, I would like to have children with said blogger.
e) All of the above.